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AFKON: Priča o dva faula, jednom peškiru, panenki i vuduu

AFKON: Priča o dva faula, peškiru i vuduu

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AFKON: Fudbal, folklor i malo nadrealizma – sve u 90 minuta (plus produžeci)

Ako ne radite u nekoj afričkoj ambasadi ili ne provodite previše radnih popodneva zureći kroz dim cigareta u zid monitora u lokalnoj kladionici, verovatno ste blaženo nesvesni da se Afrički kup nacija (AFCON) nedavno završio.

Da budemo fer, čak i najvatreniji navijači evropskih klubova AFKON doživljavaju kao napornu, nepoželjnu pojavu koja se javlja svake druge godine i krade njihovim klubovima najbolje igrače afričkog porekla (doći ćemo i do toga), i to baš usred klupske sezone.

Ali, bez brige – Principov neustrašivi sofa-sufer (koji se rotirao između veće i manje sofe u istoj sobi) gledao je turnir umesto vas.

AFKON: Priča o dva faula, peškiru, panenki i vuduu
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Tvrdokorni poklonici AFCON-a – cene svečanost, haos i vudu. Dodajte tome ekscentričnost, kostime i sinhronizovane plesove navijača, i prosečnost većeg dela fudbala na terenu postaje gotovo nebitna.
Napomena dobronamernima: slično kao dečji rođendan u igraonici – turnir se najbolje prati uz piće (ili pet).

Šta ste zapravo propustili?

Tokom ovogodišnjeg turnira, održanog u Maroku od 21. decembra do 18. januara, 24 afričke reprezentacije odigrale su ukupno 52 utakmice. Iza tih brojki krije se još jedna zanimljiva statistika: čak 107 od ukupno 658 igrača rođeno je u Francuskoj.

Kada se tome doda podatak da je 28,8 odsto svih učesnika rođeno u Evropi, postaje jasno da afričke selekcije svoju dijasporu koriste jednako promišljeno kao što evropske reprezentacije već decenijama računaju na igrače poreklom iz imigrantskih zajednica.

Švajcarska, Nemačka, Austrija… gledamo u vas.

Da budemo iskreni, ako ste preskočili prvih 5.090 minuta turnira, niste propustili bogzna kakvu akciju. Više od 20% utakmica završilo se rezultatom 0–0 ili 1–0 / 0–1. A kada domaćin Maroko nije igrao, tribine su često bile poprilično prazne – zamislite OFK Beograd protiv Spartaka iz Subotice na stadionu Kraljevica u Zaječaru.

Finale će biti drugačije, zar ne?

Pa… da. Stadion Princa Mulaja Abdelaha u Rabatu bio je krcat (iako je Fudbalski savez Senegala bio posebno ogorčen jer im je dodeljeno samo 3.000 od više od 66.000 mesta).
Posle 90 minuta, finale između Senegala i Maroka završilo se zadivljujućim rezultatom – 0:0.
A onda je počela zabava!

90’ +5

Senegal postiže gol iz kornera, ali je kongoanski sudija Žan-Žak Ndala već sekund ranije svirao faul, nakon što je video kako Ašraf Hakimi pada u sopstvenom kaznenom prostoru.
Hakimi je pao brzo, dramatično, i uz bogato uveličavanje efekta blagog guranja. Kako je sudija prerano svirao, VAR nije smeo da pregleda odluku.

Senegal protestuje – uzalud. Kao i mnogi prethodni protivnici Maroka tokom turnira, Senegalci su stekli utisak da su sudije neobično brze kada treba da odluče u korist domaćina.

90’ +8

Tri minuta kasnije – so na ranu. Nakon kornera na drugoj strani, VAR se ponovo uključuje, jer marokanska zvezda Brahim Dijaz pada uz koreografiju koja prevazilazi i Hakimijevu od pre nekoliko minuta.
Nakon laganog dodira po zadnjem delu vrata, Dijaz pada kao da ga je pogodio snajperista skriven na tribinama.

VAR poziva sudiju da pogleda snimak na monitoru pored terena. Dok pokušava da se skoncentriše na ekran veličine mikrotalasne, marokanski igrači ga opkoljavaju kao da deli besplatnu hranu u Ćacilendu.
U međuvremenu, Dijaz – čudesno potpuno oporavljen – izgleda kao da sudiji objašnjava da bi penal bio sasvim razumna ideja.
Sudija se složio.

Haos.

Senegalci opkoljavaju sudiju. Bez uspeha. Sudija pokazuje na belu tačku.
Selektor Senegala Pap Tijav je video dovoljno – i poziva ekipu da napusti teren. Većina igrača nestaje u tunelu ka svlačionici.

Na terenu ostaje jedan od retkih – Sadio Mane.

Sledi 15 minuta natezanja, ubeđivanja i kolektivnog lomljenja ruku. Sudija, marokanski igrači i 63.000 marokanskih navijača zbunjeno gledaju i pitaju se šta će se dalje desiti.
Na kraju, Mane zaključuje da Senegal ima samo jednu opciju ako ne želi da preda utakmicu – da se vrati i završi ovu prokletu stvar. Odlazi u svlačionicu i vraća ekipu na teren.

Šou Benija Hila

Tokom cele utakmice – i čini se tokom celog turnira – marokanski sakupljači lopti, rezerve, pa čak i članovi stručnog štaba imali su jedan zadatak: ukrasti peškir protivničkog golmana.

Navijači znaju da golmani danas drže peškir pored gola kako bi brisali ruke po kiši.
U finalu je rezervni golman Senegala Jehvan Dijuf (koji nije odigrao nijedan minut na turniru) imao ključnu ulogu: da čuva peškir Eduara Mendija.

Čuvanje peškira uključivalo je obaranja, guranje i jurnjavu uz aut-liniju od strane lutajuće bande peškir-lopova.

112’ minut produžetaka

Na sreću po Mendija, kada se vratio na teren da brani penal svetskom šampionu u skokovima u vodu Brahimu Dijazu [sarkazam, naravno], peškir je bio bezbedan.
Sa suvim rukama, rukavicama i uz pomoć viših sila, Mendi samouvereno izlazi do bele tačke kako bi dodatno poremetio Dijazovu već klimavu koncentraciju, vraća se na gol – a Dijaz stoji, duboko zamišljen.
Mendi se još jednom vraća do tačke. Dijaz ljubi loptu i onda…

Panenka!

Dijaz se odlučuje za panenku. Nazvana po čehoslovačkom igraču Antonjinu Panenki, koji je ovu drsku vrstu penala svetu predstavio u finalu Evropskog prvenstva 1976. u Beogradu, na Marakani.

Panenka podrazumeva lagano „potkopan“ udarac pravo po sredini gola.

Međutim – ova panenka nije bila dobra.
Dijaz šutira. Mendi ne skače. Lopta ide pravo u njega, snagom kojom bi šutirao prosečno talentovani dvogodišnjak.

Gledajući uživo, teško je bilo ne pomisliti da se Dijaz (zvezda Real Madrida, ne neki anonimus) pokajao što je ranije, pao brže nego „starleta na prvom dejtu“ i da je namerno promašio penal.

Ili, ako ste Marokanac poput poslanika Mohameda Simua, mogli ste pomisliti da je Senegal koristio vudu, džudžu ili crnu magiju.
Dijaz je posle promašaja pokazao na glavu – pa ko zna?

Regularni deo se završava, igra se 30 minuta produžetaka.
U 94. minutu, vezista Papa Gej postiže sjajan gol sa ivice šesnaesterca, i Senegal izdržava do kraja da osvoji svoju drugu AFCON titulu u istoriji.

Ako vas je išta od ovoga zainteresovalo – pronađite snimak finala i počnite da gledate od 90. minuta nadalje. Ostalo slobodno preskočite.

Fusnota

Vredi napomenuti da je Sadio Mane deo ogromnog bogatstva koje je zaradio u karijeri uložio u izgradnju bolnica, škola i čak pošte u Bambaliju, selu u kojem je odrastao u Senegalu.
Viđen sa starim iPhone-om sa napuklim ekranom dok je igrao za Liverpul, objasnio je svoj stav: radije ulaže u ljude, nego u gedžete.

AFCON: Priča o dva faula, jednom peškiru, panenki i vuduu
FOTO: Wikipedia – Sadio Mane – Franco237

Odricanje odgovornosti

Ne postoje nikakvi dokazi da su marabuti, gris-gris amajlije ili bilo kakav vudu imali ikakav uticaj na ishod utakmice.
Verovatno.

AUTOR: DAVID KARMAN

A Tale of Two Fouls, a Towel, a Panenka, and Voodoo

Unless you work in an African embassy or spend too many of your weekday afternoons squinting through the haze of cigarette smoke at a wall of monitors in a kladionica, you are probably blissfully unaware that the Africa Cup of Nations (AFCON) football tournament recently ended.

To be fair, even the most ardent supporters of European football clubs see AFCON as an unwelcome tournament that comes around every two years and robs their clubs of top players of African descent (we’ll get to that later) right smack in the middle of the club season.

But, don’t worry, Princip’s intrepid sofa surfer (rotating between a larger and smaller one in the same room), watched it so you didn’t have to.

Diehard aficionados of the tournament – like Princip’s sofa surfer – appreciate the pageantry, the chaos, and the voodoo. Add to that the eccentricity, costumes and synchronized dances of the supporters, and the mediocrity of much of the actual football on the pitch becomes almost irrelevant. Be advised, kind of like a kid’s birthday party at an igraonica – the tournament is best enjoyed with an adult beverage (or five) in hand.

So, what did you actually miss?

During this year’s tournament, staged in Morocco from December 21st to January 18th, 24 African countries played a total of 52 matches. Interestingly, 107 of the 658 players involved in the tournament were born in France. And, with 28.8 percent of all players in the tournament born in Europe, it is clear that African countries tap as heavily into their diaspora to build their national teams as European national teams tap into the players of their immigrants. Switzerland, Germany, Austria… we’re looking at you.

To be fair, for the most part, you didn’t miss much great action on the pitch if you skipped the first 5090 minutes of the tournament. More than 20 percent of matches ended 0-0 or 1-0/0-1. And, when the host-nation Morocco wasn’t playing, stadiums were usually fairly empty – think OFK Beograd v Spartak Subotica in Kraljevica Stadium, Zaječar.

The final would be different, right?

Well… yes, the Prince Moulay Abdellah stadium in Rabat was packed (although the Senegalese Football Federation was particularly aggrieved that they were only allocated 3,000 of the more than 66,000 seats in the stadium). After 90 minutes, the final between Senegal and Morocco was a “breathtaking” 0-0. But, then the fun began in stoppage time!

In the 90 ‘+5, Senegal scored from a corner, but Congolese referee Jean-Jacques Ndala had already blown his whistle a second before, after seeing Morocco’s Achraf Hakimi go down while defending in his own box. Hakimi had gone down quickly, dramatically exaggerating the impact of a slight push he had received while defending the corner. Since Ndala had prematurely blown his whistle for that foul just before the ball had crossed the goal line, the Video Assistant Referee (VAR) could not review the decision.

Senegal protested, but to no avail. As many of Morocco’s previous opponents had complained about after losing to Morocco throughout the tournament, the Senegalese felt that the referees were suspiciously quick to make decisions in favor of the host nation.

90’ +8: Insult was added to injury three minutes later. Following a corner kick at the other end, VAR intervened after Moroccan star Brahim Diaz went down with a level of choreography that even exceeded his teammate’s just minutes before. Having been touched lightly on the back of his neck, Diaz went down like he had been shot by a sniper hiding in the stands. VAR called the referee over to have a look at the television screen by the side of the pitch. As he tried to concentrate on the tiny monitor, Moroccan players swarmed the referee like he was giving away free food in caci-land, while a remarkably fully-recovered Diaz seemingly instructed the referee to award Morocco a penalty. Given the circumstances, the referee obliged.

Cue the chaos. Senegal’s players felt it was then their turn to surround the referee in protest. But, he stood firm on his call and headed towards the penalty spot. By then, Senegal’s selector Pape Thiaw had seen enough and called his players off the pitch. The team obliged and most of them disappeared down the tunnel to the locker room.

Meanwhile, Senegal and Liverpool legend Sadio Mané was one of the few Senegal players to stay on the field. Fifteen minutes of heated discussions, pleading and hand-wringing followed. The referee, the Moroccan players, and 63,000 Moroccan supporters all seemed perplexed as to what would happen next. Eventually, Mané decided that the only thing Senegal could do – if they were not to simply forfeit the match – was to return to the field and finish the darned thing. He went to the changing room and convinced the team to come back out.

The Benny Hill Show!

Throughout the match – and it seems most of the tournament – Morocco’s ballboys, substitutes and even staff members were tasked with stealing the opposing goalkeeper’s towel. As supporters know, it is now common for goalkeepers to keep a towel near their goal to keep their hands dry in wet weather. During the final, Senegal’s reserve goalkeeper Yehvann Diouf (who hadn’t played a minute all tournament) had an important job, to protect starting goalkeeper Edouard Mendy’s towel.

Keeping possession of the towel throughout the game involved him getting tackled, dragged and chased down the sideline by a roving gang of towel-thieving ballboys.

112’ of extra time: Thankfully for Mendy, when he returned to the field to defend FINA World Diving Champion Brahim Diaz’s penalty, his towel had been well-protected. With dry hands and gloves and a summon of help from above, he strode confidently to the penalty spot in an attempt to put additional thoughts into Diaz’s increasingly unconfident head and then returned to his line. Diaz stood, apparently in deep concentration. Mendy came back out to pay Diaz another reminding visit on the spot, Diaz kissed the ball and then…

Panenka

Boldly, Diaz attempted a panenka. Named after Czechoslovakian player Antonin Panenka who introduced this type of cheeky penalty to the world in the 1976 European Championship Final against West Germany in Belgrade, at „Rajko Mitić“ Stadium, a panenka involves taking a lightly struck (usually chipped) penalty straight to the center of the goal. In 1976, Panenka ran up to the ball, West Germany keeper Sepp Maier dove, Panenka shot slowly down the middle, and Czechoslovakia won the match. As goalkeepers usually gamble whether they should dive left or right, a panenka – when taken well – can leave the goalkeeper looking rather foolish lying on the field.

However, THIS particular panenka was NOT well taken. Diaz ran up to the spot. Mendy did not dive, and Diaz struck it straight at him with all of the power that a moderately-talented two-year-old might have in his attacking arsenal.

Watching the match live, it was hard not to think that Diaz (understand that he is a star player for Real Madrid – not some unknown Moroccan team) felt a pang of remorse for having gone down earlier faster than a gold-digger on the first night in Monaco, and deliberately undercooked his penalty.

Or, if you were supporting Morocco – like their parliamentarian Mohamed Simou – you might have preferred the explanation that Senegal had employed voodoo, juju, or some well-placed black magic to scramble Diaz’s concentration. Diaz pointed to his head after missing, so who really knows???

“Regulation” time ended, and the match went into 30 minutes of extra, extra time. In the fourth minute (officially the 94th minute) of extra time, midfielder Papa Gueye scored a cracking goal from the edge of the box, and Senegal held on until the fat lady sang to win their second AFCON title ever.

If any of the above has you interested in reliving the glory and excitement of AFCON 2025/2026 – find a recording of the final and start watching from the 90th minute onwards (exact minutes listed above) and enjoy!

Side note: It is worth noting that Sadio Mané used some of the vast wealth he earned throughout his career to build hospitals, schools and even a post office to help out the less fortunate in Bambali, the village he grew up in in Senegal. Seen carrying an old iPhone with a cracked screen while playing at Liverpool, he explained his mindset: instead of spending money on new gadgets or luxury items, he prefers to invest in helping people.

Disclaimer: There was no proof whatsoever of ancestral marabouts, gris-gris amulets or any other voodoo employed by Senegal having an influence on the result. Probably.

AUTHOR: DAVID KAHRMANN

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